Hi…
Till 2009 I was
staying with my parents, but there after I left my home to live my life on my
own. (Bad decisio!!......hmm.... I realized later:P)
I struggled for a
day and then found a nice place to live - A flat of my frnd.
Life was awesome
there. Neither I had to pay rent nor for food. (Although my frnd wanted me
to do so)
But only after 87
days and 4 hours my frnd told me to vacant his flat. (kamina sala)
I still don’t know
what the problem was.
So, what yaar if I
started dating with her girlfrnd. (Anyways I was using his flat then what’s
the problem in gf)
I was again in the
earlier situation. I had no place to live. (Grlfrnd of my frnd also dumped
me)
I struggled hard for
long time (24 hours) and then I found a better place to live -facebook.
My life changed
thereafter. Living in facebook has its own advantage. Neither I have to pay
house rent nor are there any restrictions (As we normally have in societies).
Facebook never told
me anything; no matter whatever I do there and how much mess I create in my
profile.
Now I live
permanently in facebook.
I spend more time in
facebook than breathing. No, seriously!! I can sustain at least for a minute
without oxygen, but can’t if I go offline for a second.
My life has changed
completely after I shifted to facebook.
Now I can say that I
am a citizen of every country (wherever we have facebook).
Sometimes I have to
face problems also like- that day when my cook called me for dinner, I replied
-post it in my wall, I will take it from there.
That day I slept
without having dinner as my cook threw the food on room wall.
Poor fellow!, don’t know the difference between facebook
wall and room wall.
But these all are
just small problems, which is negligible in front of advantages.
Like till last year
I hardly had any frnds, now I have 583
frnds. (My facebook profile says that)
First time on my birthday
I received 583 wishes (It’s easy to wish by a post on wall)
Although only one
out of those called me in person on my birthday, but that also through voice
chat (Who will waste money on call, when u can talk in free through voice
chat)
Even I got a
girlfrnd after joining facebook only.
We met in facebook.
She was my first frnd. (In fb)
(Nice name na!!)
She is as cute as her name, good looking girl
(As per her fb pic, as I never saw my girlfriend in real).
But love is all
about trust. (I trust that she is using her real pic)
Our relationship is
very strong (we have 50 mutual frnds)
And facebook plays a
vital role in that.
In our relationship
of 2 year I never forgot to wish her on her birthdays.
(Thanks to Fb
application - birthday calendar which keep reminding me about her birthday a
week in advance)
This also helps me
in planning a grand party for her.
I always celebrate
her birthday and I always invite all the people in her frnd list on this
birthday event. (Celebrating birthday in facebook has its own unique
advantage. You can invite as many numbers of people as you want without
worrying about cost, after all these all are virtual parties).
I am not like other
boyfriends who only monthly, quarterly or yearly give her girlfriend a rose
(Feeling less
guys!!..).
I care about her
feeling that’s why everyday I post a
rose (Image) in her wall, to show my love.
See, it saves money
and at the same time she can preserve those roses in her facebook timeline
forever.
By the way I forgot
to tell you, I spend 24 hours with my girlfrnd (Day as well as night ;) )
Isn’t it lovely to
be with your gf all the time (How romantic!!)
Actually I am in
live in relationship with my girlfrnd. (We both live in fb)
Maintaining a
relation is not that easy.
Liking each other is
not enough; we also have to like each others choice and feelings.
Keeping this in mind
I like each and every post of my gf (Its takes only a second to click
facebook like button)
Usually girls
complain that boys don’t remember the dates.
The day they first
met.
The day they went
for first movie.
First kiss
First …
Uff!.. there are so
much.
I don’t know why
girls give so much importance to remembering the dates.
But my gf never
complained me about this. Actually I never give her any chance to complain.
(I created
facebook life event for each such date, it’s easy to recall from there).
When we started our
relationship, we hardly had any one in our friend list.
But now I have 583
frnds… 1 girl (my fb gf) and rest all boys.
Its not that I am so
loyal to her that I never added any girl in my frnd list, it’s just that no
other girl accepted my frnd request.
Even facebook
blocked my right to send frnd request several times (Thank God they do this
always for temporary basis) saying that I cannot send frnd request to
unknown people.
I hate this logic of
facebook, if I can’t send frnd request to unknown people, then how can I grow
my network!!...
So the point is I
just have one girl in my list and she…
She has 189 frnds…
180 boys and 9 girls..
(But I am happy
that at least I am ahead in number of frnds)
But gradually things
started changing..
I never liked it
when someone else like or comment on her profile.
One day I forced her
to remove 51 boys from her list as they keep on liking and commenting on her
post.
Next day when I
opened facebook she was not there.
This was the first
time in our relationship she went offline.
This is where it
started.
And gradually it
becomes her habit.
It was her second
birthday.
I wanted to be the
first one to wish her.
I was online from 11
pm, was waiting for her.
But she didn’t come.
Later one of my frnd
told me that she was there, but she blocked me, as she was chatting with
somebody else.
I was very angry on her
and I posted spam content on her profile as her birthday gift.
But soon I realized
my mistake when facebook warned me that if do it again they will throw me (Block)
out.
As I had no other
place to go, I deleted that post and also posted a sorry msg on my gf profile.
But there after it
was routine.
She started avoiding
my ping.
It was valentine
week.
As usual I planned a
special event for this occasion.
I gifted her
chocolate, teddy and all as per the day (Virtual gifts)
On 14th
Feb I decided to spent whole day with her.
From 13th
evening I started posting hearts on her wall.
I was very excited
to spend time with her.
We decided to meet
at 5.
At correct time I
came online, but she was not there.
I kept on waiting, waiting and waiting.
Finally she came
online at 10.
I was very angry
for why she didn’t come.
She told me that she
went outside with one of her frnd (A boy).
We started fighting
again. I was surprised how she could do this to me.
I had already
informed her that I decided to chat with her for 24 hours on this day and she
didn’t even come online.
She told me that she
was so eager to meet me, to go outside for a date with me (we never went in
real), but I never took her out.
“I don’t know why
you want to go outside and waste money, when we can share wonderful moment in
fb itself. We can chat here 24 hours, what’s the problem girl?”
After my above post
on her wall (yes I posted that in fb) our relationship status changed.
Earlier she was my
girlfriend, now she is my Ex- girlfriend.
At the time of final
breakup she forced me to change my relationship status to single.
First time in my
life I received so many likes on my status update. (All boys liked that)
Even they commented
on my profile – maza aaya (Kamine frnds)
Anyways the present
situation is that I am single.
Still sending frnd
request to unknown girls.
Hey wait a minute I
received a notification.
Somebody accepted my
frnd request.
She is a girl :D
